As If | Wildfox goes Clueless

“This is where Dionne lives. She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like for people to be jealous of us. “

“Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.”

“Would you look at that girl?”
“She is so adorably clueless. We’ve got to adopt her.”

“Cher’s main thrill in life is a makeover.”
“It gives her a sense of control in a chaotic world.”

“She’s like one of those Botticelli chicks.”

“We’re alternating Cindy Crawford’s Aerobicize and Buns Of Steel and reading one nonschool book a week.”

“In America, we drive on the right side of the road.”
“I am. “You try driving in platforms.”

“He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?”

“Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin.”
“This reminds guys of being naked, and then they think of sex.”

“As If.”

all pictures courtesy of Wildfox